
The Infinity Probe lands on Zartog’s shack. The design is terrible, the performance abysmal…there is nothing for me to praise. There is nothing positive about this character. Zartog, (who is voiced by Jeff Daniels of all people) has nothing.

Even Foodfighthad Christopher Lloyd and Eva Longoria hamming it up like William Shatner in a butcher shop. Claudandus? His plan made no sense but at least he had a suitably menacing vocal performance.
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Zartog is possibly the worst villain in any movie I have ever reviewed. Boris bought a red cabbage and a bottle of vodka for three shrek. What the hell is Shrek? Shrek? Sounds like an Eastern European currency. Williams who is, as the DVD cover is quick to remind us, one of the primates who brought us Shrek. Anyway, Vanguard is at the rearguard of modern American animation and was founded by John H.
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When I typed that last one I felt an ice-cold shudder and had to go check that all the doors and windows are locked. This is the first movie by Vanguard Animation that I’ve reviewed on this blog as I’ve not had the unalloyed pleasure of viewing Valiant, Happily N’Ever After or Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back…. I feel like you could teach an animation course on what not to do based on this movie alone. It’s awful, but it’s awful in so many different ways at once that it has inestimable value as a teaching tool. Space Chimps manages to encapsulate so much of what has gone wrong with 21st century animation that I almost feel like if I burned the DVD all those sins would just evaporate as the spell was lifted. history that includes an honest, moving and thought provoking examination of the use of chimpanzees in NASA’s space program and their subsequent abandonment into the hands of research laboratories.Never pick a fight with an Australian. One Small Step: The Story of the Space Chimps is a testament to a moment in U.S. The film weaves the story of human celebration during this time while challenging and begging the question: at what cost to the sacrificed chimpanzees and other animals? As the “race to space” heated up, they were used as test subjects for space flight research. The young “Air Force Chimps” were used in military flight experiments starting in the early 1950’s. Carole Noon), the film reveals the plight of and truth behind the lives of the 65 young and infant chimpanzees who the Air Force captured in Africa and brought to the US - beginning a major chapter in the long and ugly saga of decades of using chimpanzees in horrific experiments.

Using archival photos and footage, testimony from space historians, the chimpanzees’ trainers, and the people who fought for the space chimps’ retirement ( Dr.

It begins with their predecessors, monkeys, who were used in air and space research, and culminates in the early rocket tests that Ham and Enos were put through prior to their missions into space. Just in time for the animation’s release is the newly released DVD documentary One Small Step: The Story of the Space Chimps, which tells the real story of the United States Air Force chimpanzees. (As of early June, reviews are not yet in as to the political correctness of the message.) The film, which is targeted to a family audience, revolves around two NASA chimpanzees who find themselves on an uncharted planet where they embark on a “fantastical” journey. The buzz on summer blockbusters is starting, including Space Chimps, the computer-animated feature scheduled for release July 18th. One Small Step: The Story of the Space Chimps - now on DVD!
